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Set the mood for fun any time of day with this laid-back and timeless “It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere” Wooden Wall Sign. Whether you're mixing margaritas at home or sipping spritzers in the sun, this charming piece brings instant good vibes to your bar area, garden retreat, or entertaining space.
It's designed to make a statement. Crafted from sturdy wood and featuring bold, easy-to-read text, this sign adds a relaxed, holiday-style feel to your décor — because let’s be honest… it really is 5 o’clock somewhere.
Dimensions approx.: H.11CM X L.70CM
No need to check the clock — this sign gives you full permission to kick back, relax, and raise a glass.Cheers to good times, wherever you are!
Add a touch of quirkiness to your living space with these black and gold text CHOPF***KINGCHOP wooden plaques. These rectangular plaques are perfect for any room and the 3D effect and contemporary style make them a great addition to your home décor. These plaques are made of high-quality wood and feature a gold finish. They can be wall-mounted or free-standing, and are perfect for teenagers and adults alike. Care instructions include dusting with a dry cloth. With their unique design and rude humour, these plaques are sure to add a touch of personality to any space.
Add a touch of "Absofuckinglutely" quirkiness to any room with this black and chrome text wooden plaque/sign. These rectangular plaques are perfect for teenagers and adults alike. The 3D effect and textured finish give it a contemporary style that is sure to catch the eye. It's perfect for any room in your home and a perfect gift idea. Simply dust it with a dry cloth for easy maintenance.
Add a touch of humor and boldness to your space with this eye-catching "No D***heads" Wall Art Plaque. Made from durable black cast iron with striking white text, this funny and rude plaque is sure to be a conversation starter. Key Features: Humorous and Bold Message: The plaque features a cheeky and direct message, adding a playful and edgy touch to any room. Durable Cast Iron Construction: Made from high-quality black cast iron, this plaque is designed to last and withstand the test of time. Striking White Text: The white text stands out against the black background, making the message clear and easy to read.
Dimensions approx.: H.6CM X W.34CM X D.1CM
Add a touch of charm and personality to your space with this stylish wooden plaque. Featuring crisp white wood and bold 3D gold lettering, this freestanding décor piece makes a striking statement on any shelf, mantel, tabletop or wall mounted. Its quirky yet elegant design blends modern flair with a playful edge, making it perfect for brightening up living rooms, bedrooms, offices, or even as a thoughtful gift.
Material: Durable wooden base with raised 3D gold letters
Style: Modern, quirky, and versatile décor piece
Placement: Free standing – and wall mounting
Perfect for: Shelves, desks, mantels, or as a unique gift idea
Bring warmth, style, and a hint of whimsy into your home with this eye-catching decorative sign.
Note: We have an extensive range of the wooden plaques in black.
Raise a glass and let the good times pour with this charming Cast Iron “It’s Wine O’Clock Again” Wall Sign – the perfect mix of rustic charm and cheeky fun for any wine-loving space!
Whether it’s your kitchen, home bar, pub shed, or man cave, this durable plaque is a stylish way to show off your love for all things vino. Crafted from solid cast iron, it features raised lettering and a vintage-style finish that adds warmth, personality, and a little bit of “cheers” to any room or outdoor setup.
Dimensions Apporx.: H.6cm X L.34cm X D.1cm
Because let’s face it – if the clock says anything, it says WINE. Let this fun, sturdy plaque be your excuse to pop the cork (again) and toast to life’s little joys.
Add a touch of quirkiness to your living space with these black and silver text wooden sign/plaque. This contemporary style plaque is made of wood, and feature a 3D effect with a textured finish. Ideal for any room, the plaque is perfect for teenagers, adults, and children alike. The plaque is free-standing and come with a dust care instruction of simply wiping them down with a dry cloth. Choose from a range of characters, including those with a humorous, funny, and rude tone, to add a touch of personality to your home décor.
Dimensions approx.: H.11CM X L.80CM
Because sometimes the best nights start with a drink and end in absolutely no sense at all.Hang it up, pour it out, and talk absolute shite like a pro.
“NOBODY GETS OUT SOBER” black & white cast Iron sign – the ultimate must-have for any bar-loving, laugh-having, good-time space. Styled like a vintage street sign with a rustic twist, this 70cm-long plaque is perfect for your home bar, garden pub, games room, or man cave. The message is clear: come in thirsty, leave even thirstier. It’s cheeky, fun, and instantly sets the mood for a no-holds-barred kind of evening.
Because some signs warn you… And others dare you. This one? It lets you know what kind of night you're in for.
Bring some zen… and a whole lot of humour to your bathroom with this bold and cheeky Cast Iron “LET THAT SHIT GO” Sign – the perfect reminder to flush the stress and move on (literally and metaphorically!).
Made from solid cast iron, this hilarious plaque is equal parts durable and decorative. With its square design and raised lettering, it makes a striking statement in bathrooms, loos, cloakrooms, or even quirky office spaces. Whether you’re into yoga, sarcasm, or just really love a good laugh, this sign is a fun way to keep things light.
Dimensions apporx.: H.14XM X W.14CM X D.14CM
Keep calm. Laugh often. Let that shit go. This cast iron plaque is guaranteed to spark giggles, lighten the mood, and remind everyone to chill out in style.
“LET’S FUCK SHIT UP” Wooden Plaque – the ultimate motivational (and slightly chaotic) sign for rebels, creators, dreamers, and doers.
Whether it’s your workshop, studio, garage, home gym, or just a spot where you get sh*t done, this sign brings the energy. Handmade with attitude, it features bold lettering on a black wooden backdrop — equal parts funny, fierce, and fabulous.
It's not just décor — it's a mood. When you're ready to cause a little chaos (in the best way), this sign is your battle cry. Big energy. Zero apologies. Let’s go.
Dimensions approx.: H.11CM X L.50CM
"DON'T BE A DICK" Wooden Plaque – the perfect blend of humour, honesty, and rustic charm. This sign delivers the message loud and clear – with a wink and a smile.
Made from durable wood and designed for indoor display, this sign features bold lettering, black background – giving it that effortlessly cool, no-nonsense vibe. Whether it’s a gift for a mate or just a daily reminder for visitors (or yourself), it’s guaranteed to get a laugh.
Sometimes the best advice is the simplest. Hang it up, laugh it off, and set the tone.
“GARDEN BAR” Wooden Wall Plaque – a must-have sign for garden get-togethers, BBQs, and laid-back evenings under the stars. 🍹🌿
Crafted from quality wood and featuring black background with striking silver text, this sign is a stylish addition to any garden bar, patio, decking area, or shed. It’s the perfect balance of decorative charm and inviting hospitality — let your guests know they’ve arrived at the right spot for good drinks and great times.
Dimensions approx.: H.11CM X L.40CM
“I LIKE IT DIRTY” Wooden Wall Sign in sleek black and gold. Whether you're into dirty martinis, cheeky humour, or just love décor that makes a statement, this sign is the perfect talking point for your home bar, kitchen, or garden pub shed.
Crafted from high-quality wood, this sign features elegant gold lettering on a deep black background – giving it a stylish, modern twist on a cheeky classic. It's fun, flirty, and totally fabulous.
Perfect For:
Home cocktail bars or kitchen drinks corners
Pub sheds, patios, and outdoor entertaining spaces
Glamorous gifts for cocktail lovers or jokesters
Anyone who appreciates a mix of class & cheek 🍸
Channel kitchen energy with this bold and brilliant “YES CHEF” Wooden Sign — a must-have for home cooks, foodies, or anyone who's ever been inspired by the heat of the kitchen and the thrill of great food. Whether you're a Gordon Ramsay fan, a culinary queen, or just like shouting orders at dinnertime, this sign delivers big kitchen vibes.
Handmade with a matte black finish and striking silver lettering, it’s the perfect stylish touch for your home kitchen, dining nook, or restaurant-inspired space. Clean, modern, and packed with personality.
Add a dash of sass and a spoonful of style to your walls. Order up — this sign’s serving serious kitchen energy.
Set the ground rules in style with this bold and beautiful “OVER 18’S ONLY” Wooden Sign — the perfect blend of retro charm, shabby chic vibes, and clear messaging. Whether it’s your home bar, garden pub, games room, or a private party space, this sign adds a touch of sophistication while keeping things strictly adult.
Featuring a sleek black background with eye-catching gold lettering, the design is both classic and modern, with a hand-finished touch that gives it authentic vintage appeal. Lightweight yet sturdy, this plaque is easy to hang and adds instant personality to any wall and/or it is free standing.
Dimensions Approx.: H.11CM X L.50CM
Because every grown-up space deserves a little class...And a firm reminder that some fun is strictly 18+.
This black & gold plaque will add a touch of humour to your desk. The plaque features a fun and cheeky tone, making it a great addition to any room in your home. Crafted with acrylic material and a gold plated finish, is easy to care for with just a simple dusting with a dry cloth. Its rectangular shape and horizontal orientation make it a versatile addition to any space. So, if you're looking for a unique and eye-catching desk accessory, this Funny brand plaque is the perfect choice.
Dimensions approx.: H.4.5CM X L.15CM
Add a touch of quirkiness to any room with this black, gold and pink wooden plaque. This rectangular plaque features a 3D effect and is perfect for teenagers and adults alike. The plaque can be wall mounted or freestanding and is made from high-quality wood. This contemporary style plaque is a great addition to any home décor and is perfect for signs and plaques. The plaque is easy to care for with just a dry cloth and is ideal for use in any room. Get this unique and humorous plaque today and add a touch of personality to your home.
This rectangular plaque features a rustic painted finish and is wall mounted for easy display. The black and white design is perfect for any decor theme, and the plaque is made from durable cast iron for long-lasting use. This plaque is ideal for teenagers and adults alike, and is a great addition to any home or office space. The plaque sign is designed to be funny, rude and humorous, making it a great conversation starter. Care instructions include dusting with a dry cloth for long-lasting beauty. Add a touch of contemporary style to your home with this unique and eye-catching plaque sign.
Add a touch of quirkiness to any room with this cast iron plaque sign. This rectangular plaque features a rustic pattern and is painted in black and white. The sign is perfect for teenagers and adults who appreciate contemporary style and humorous design. The plaque is wall-mounted and made of durable cast iron material. It is easy to care for with just a dry cloth and is ideal for any room in your home. This Love Me Love My Dog plaque is a great addition to your home décor collection and is sure to catch the eye of your guests.
This rectangular plaque features a rustic black and white painted finish and is wall mounted for easy display. The sign is perfect for teenagers and adults and is sure to add a unique touch to any decor. Crafted from durable cast iron, this plaque is designed to last and withstand the test of time. The plaque is easy to clean with a dry cloth and is perfect for any room in your home. Whether you're looking for a contemporary or rustic look, this plaque is sure to fit the bill.
Add a touch of humour to your home décor with this quirky cast iron plaque sign. This rustically painted plaque is perfect for any room in your home. This contemporary style plaque is wall mounted and features a black and white colour scheme. The plaque is made from high-quality cast iron and is designed to last. It's easy to care for with just a simple dusting down with a dry cloth. This plaque is perfect for teenagers and adults alike and is sure to add a touch of personality to your home.
Add a touch of quirkiness to your living space with these black and gold text wooden sign/plaque. This contemporary style plaque is made of wood, and feature a 3D effect with a textured finish. Ideal for any room, the plaque is perfect for teenagers, adults, and children alike. The plaque is free-standing and come with a dust care instruction of simply wiping them down with a dry cloth. Choose from a range of characters, including those with a humorous, funny, and rude tone, to add a touch of personality to your home décor.
Add a touch of quirkiness to your living space with these black and chrome text wooden sign/plaque. This contemporary style plaque is made of wood, and feature a 3D effect with a textured finish. Ideal for any room, the plaque is perfect for teenagers, adults, and children alike. The plaque is free-standing and come with a dust care instruction of simply wiping them down with a dry cloth. Choose from a range of characters, including those with a humorous, funny, and rude tone, to add a touch of personality to your home décor.
Add a touch of quirkiness to any room with this black and gold text wooden plaque. Thia rectangular plaque or sign ia perfect for teenagers and adults alike. The 3D effect and textured finish give it a contemporary style that is sure to catch the eye. It's perfect for any room in your home and a perfect gift idea. Simply dust it with a dry cloth for easy maintenance.
Add a touch of quirkiness to your living space with this black and gold text wooden plaque. This contemporary style plaque is made of wood, and features a 3D effect with a textured finish. Ideal for toilet/washroom, this plaque is perfect for teenagers, adults, and children alike. The plaque is free-standing and come with a dust care instruction of simply wiping them down with a dry cloth. Choose from a range of characters, including those with a humorous, funny, and rude tone, to add a touch of personality to your home décor.
Introducing the Rangers FC Ibrox Wall Art, a beautifully crafted piece featuring the iconic gates of Ibrox Stadium. This picture captures the spirit of the Rangers Football Club with intricate details and vivid colors, enhanced by the liquid art technique. Encased in a sleek black frame, this wall art is a perfect homage to the team's storied history and a stylish addition to any fan's decor. Why you'll love it: Iconic Design: Celebrates the famous Ibrox Stadium gates, symbolizing Rangers FC's proud heritage. Liquid Art Finish: The liquid art technique adds texture and vibrancy, bringing the artwork to life. Black Frame: The elegant black frame enhances the overall look, adding a modern touch to the historic imagery.
Introducing the Parkhead Celtic FC Plaque, a vibrant tribute to the iconic home of Celtic Football Club. This wall art features the unmistakable street sign design of Parkhead, G40, captured in bright green and white colors. Enhanced with a sleek white frame, this plaque is a stylish and spirited addition to any fan's collection. Why you'll love it: Iconic Design: Showcases the famous Parkhead street sign, a must-have for any devoted Celtic fan. Bold Colors: The bright green and white colors capture the essence of Celtic FC. White Frame: The clean, white frame complements the artwork, adding a modern and sophisticated touch.
Add a touch of humor and boldness to your space with this eye-catching "Strictly No Twats" Wall Art Plaque. Made from durable black cast iron with striking white text, this funny and rude plaque is sure to be a conversation starter. Key Features: Humorous and Bold Message: The plaque features a cheeky and direct message, adding a playful and edgy touch to any room. Durable Cast Iron Construction: Made from high-quality black cast iron, this plaque is designed to last and withstand the test of time. Striking White Text: The white text stands out against the black background, making the message clear and easy to read.
Dimensions Approx.: H: 6cm X W: 44cm X D: 1cm
Add a touch of humor and boldness to your space with this eye-catching "Too Busy for Bullshit" Wall Art Plaque. Made from durable black cast iron with striking white text, this funny and rude plaque is sure to be a conversation starter. Key Features: Humorous and Bold Message: The plaque features a cheeky and direct message, adding a playful and edgy touch to any room. Durable Cast Iron Construction: Made from high-quality black cast iron, this plaque is designed to last and withstand the test of time. Striking White Text: The white text stands out against the black background, making the message clear and easy to read.
Dimensions approx.: H: 6cm X W: 22cm X D: 1cm
